Odds and ends

Stuff you don’t get to hear about

Recently on a sign board just outside of a McDonald’s this appeared

Try our Anus snack wraps

Obviously the word was suppose to be Angus, but somebody left out the G, too bad sign boards don’t have spell checker.

The Chicago Board of Elections made a really big mistake with it’s electronic voting machines recently when a candidate for Governor was listed as ‘Whitey’, instead of Whitney. It was only after the candidate threatened a lawsuit was the mistake fixed.

A Police Officer in Pierre, South Dakota, seized 15 cats from a woman who nearly backed in to the officer’s car back in August 2009. The cats were blocking the rear window.

Stu Wright, a radio personality in Orangeburg, S.C. spotted another driver eating what appeared to be a full meal with a folk out of a styrform plate while driving at full speed.

Lee Luckabaugh of Harrisburg, Pa. spotted a driver swerving in and out of three lanes. “As I passed the driver of this rather large SUV, I looked over at him and saw that his dome light was on, his textbook was propped up on his steering wheel and his cell phone was awkwardly positioned in the crook of his neck,” Luckburg says. “He was reading, talking and driving 70 MPH.”

Chilean Miners

What happening in Chile as I type this I find more of a miracle than anything than I have ever seen. 33 miners surviving for 69 days nearly 800 meters down in a mine after nearly all of it suddenly collapsed trapping them there. Is so remarkable I don’t have any words that describes the way I feel. Except this, I hope to the supreme being that all goes well, and they rejoin their families and friends asap. Other than that I wish them all the best, after all they deserve it.

I am very happy to add they are all free!!!!

A short and sweet guide to furry

cannonfodder on FA came up with what I think is a pretty good guide to furry.

1)Why buy porn, when you can get it for free!
2)Wait until you’ve been in the fandom for more than a year before buying a fursuit.
3)Critique, arguments, people not stroking your ego, opinions not agreeing with you, etc is NOT trolling
4)If you are going to draw porn, then for whatever you hold sacred either it be Buddha/Yahweh/Oprah learn to draw anatomy correctly before you start drawing porn.
5)Don’t blame 4chan/ED/SA if you are getting trolled.
6)If you joined because you are a zoophile and you thought that was what furry is about GET THE FUCK OUT!
7)If you can not hold a conversation for half an hour in public without turning to sex, you have a problem.
8 )Pretty pictures won’t keep you warm and fed.