Train hoppers call 911

ABC News is reporting Two Ohio men are in custody after allegedly hopping onto a CSX train and then calling 911 to report they were scared because the train was going too fast, authorities said.

Christian Hale, 20, and Kevin Slone, 24, only planned on riding through Willard, Ohio to the other side, Hale told Sgt. Charles Ellis of the Wayne County Sheriff’s Office, according to ABC affiliate WEWS.

Obviously, the both of them are not to bright

Police say missing marijuana eaten by mice

WPLG is reporting 8 Argentinian police officers have been dismissed due to a pending investigation into their claims that mice are responsible for the disappearance of 1,191 pounds of marijuana, reports the BBC.