This Woman’s Husband Got Banned From Walmart And The Reasons WHY Are EPIC!

as originally posted on cafejunky.com

Norma Hutchins always sent her husband to the local Walmart in Bentonville, AR, to run errands, even though he hated going. Then one day in November of 2014, she received a letter from Walmart claiming that her husband was not welcomed back into the store.

This is what the letter said:

Dear Mrs. Hutchins,

Over the past six months, your husband, Robert Hutchins, has caused quite a disturbance in our store. Unfortunately, we cannot tolerate this behavior anymore and have been forced to ban him from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Hutchins, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:

1. May 16, 2014: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of chips.
2. May 25, 2014: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. June 9, 2014: Left a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women’s restroom.
4. June 21, 2014: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, “Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away”. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor.
5. July 4, 2014: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
6. July 12, 2014: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly humming the “Mission Impossible” theme.
7. August 2, 2014: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department – to which twenty children obliged.
8. August 7, 2014: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?” Emergency Medics were called.
9. August 19, 2014: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 2, 2014: While handling guns in the Sports department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. September 17, 2014: Moved a “CAUTION – WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.
12. October 3, 2014: In the auto department, he practiced his “Madonna look” by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 14, 2014: Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
14. October 19, 2014: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed “OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!”
15. October 23, 2014: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!”

And last, but not least:
16. October 25, 2014: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, “Hey! There’s no toilet paper in here.”

Regards,
Fred Richardson,
Walmart Manager

It seems that some men will do anything to get out of running errands, but this guy deserves a medal!